FAQ

The Product

LOVER is a premium functional water from Scandinavia, enriched with sodium citrate electrolytes for everyday hydration. It comes in 33cl infinitely recyclable aluminum cans and is designed for active lifestyles, nightlife, and cultural spaces. LOVER is caffeine-free, low-calorie, and made exclusively with natural ingredients — without any artificial preservatives, synthetic colors, or fake flavorings.
LOVER is made with pure Nordic water from Scandinavia, enhanced with sodium citrate, and flavored with real fruit juices.

Still LOVER: Water, sodium citrate.
Sparkling LOVER: Carbonated water, sodium citrate.
Berry LOVER: Carbonated water, organic gooseberry juice (6%), organic elderflower extract (4%), organic raspberry juice (4%), sodium citrate.
Juicy LOVER: Carbonated water, organic lemon juice (2%), organic passionfruit purée (2%), bergamot juice (2%), sugar, sodium citrate.
Yes. LOVER is made exclusively with natural ingredients and real fruit juices. We never use artificial preservatives, synthetic colors, or fake flavorings in any of our variants. Whether it's our pure Nordic water or our carefully selected fruit purées, drinking a Juicy or Berry LOVER is as close as you can get to squeezing fresh fruit directly into an ice-cold aluminum can. We keep it pure, simple, and entirely natural.
Yes, LOVER is a zero to low-calorie functional beverage.

Still LOVER and Sparkling LOVER: 0 kcal and 0g of carbohydrates.
Juicy LOVER and Berry LOVER: 7–10 kcal and a maximum of 1.5g of carbohydrates per 100ml.

It's the ultimate guilt-free refreshment.
LOVER contains sodium citrate as its core electrolyte across all still and sparkling variants. Sodium supports fluid retention and effective hydration, making LOVER a highly functional water for staying hydrated. We're a lover with benefits.
LOVER does not carry an official eco-certification label on its packaging, but every ingredient except bergamot is eco-certified organic. The product prioritizes responsibly sourced, organically grown ingredients over certification labeling. For us, true quality is about what actually goes into your body.
No. LOVER is a functional hydration beverage and contains zero caffeine across all variants. Unlike energy drinks (Monster, Red Bull, Faxe Kondi Booster), LOVER is designed to hydrate and refresh without the artificial jitters or crashes. It's pure energy — the kind you bring yourself.
Yes. All LOVER variants are packaged in 33cl aluminum cans. We do not use plastic bottles, in line with our commitment to eliminating microplastics and providing a responsible, ethical alternative for the planet. Because style means nothing if it's not responsible.
LOVER is currently available exclusively in 33cl aluminum cans. No other sizes are offered at this time.
Store your LOVER cans in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Once opened, consume immediately. Refrigeration before serving is recommended but not required for storage.

Hydration & Use

LOVER is designed for any moment requiring premium hydration. It excels in four main scenarios:

As an alcohol alternative — the perfect non-alcoholic, stylish drink for clubs, festivals, and venues.
Pre- or post-workout — replenish sodium lost through sweat and support fluid retention.
During nightlife and cultural events — a statement piece that keeps you hydrated without compromise.
Everyday lifestyle — a better alternative to sugary drinks or plain water.
Unlike traditional sports drinks (Gatorade, Powerade) or mainstream vitamin waters (Vitamin Well, Aqua d'Or), LOVER bridges the gap between functional hydration and premium lifestyle. We don't use neon colors, plastic bottles, or heavy artificial additives — just pure Nordic water, real fruit juices, and a fashion-forward aluminum can.
While brands like Dash, Waterdrop, or traditional mineral waters focus solely on flavor or natural sourcing, LOVER adds a functional layer with sodium electrolytes for superior hydration. LOVER is also built as a cultural statement for fashion, music, and modern aesthetics — ensuring you look as good as you feel.

Ordering & Shipping

LOVER water starts at 480 DKK including deposits when ordered online at thirstylover.com. Pricing at venues may vary.
You can buy LOVER directly through our official website at thirstylover.com, with shipping straight to your door or a local pick-up point. LOVER is also stocked at select premium venues, clubs, restaurants, and cultural spaces across Europe. If your favorite spot doesn't stock us yet — tell them to get with the program.
LOVER is stocked at select premium venues including cocktail bars, hotel lobbies, restaurants, and cultural spaces, primarily in Copenhagen and across Europe. To find your nearest stockist or suggest a venue, contact us.
LOVER currently ships directly to seven European countries: Denmark, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Spain, Sweden, and Switzerland.
We offer two simple shipping options at checkout: straight-to-door delivery or delivery to a local pick-up point.
Not currently. All purchases are one-time orders. If you're interested in a subscription, reach out to us at hello@thirstylover.com.
Because LOVER is a consumable food and beverage product, we do not accept returns. All sales are final. If there is a physical issue with your delivery, please contact our team.

Wholesale & Partnerships

We actively partner with cocktail bars, restaurants, hotel lobbies, clubs, and cultural spaces across Europe that want to offer a premium non-alcoholic hydration experience. To stock LOVER, simply email our wholesale team at hello@thirstylover.com with your venue details.
No. We do not require a Minimum Order Quantity for B2B orders. Venues of any size can place an order and upgrade their hydration game.
For general enquiries or wholesale and B2B orders, reach the team at hello@thirstylover.com and the right person will get back to you.